The truth about advertising

I've been out all morning touring wholesale and retail stores with clients, and after last night's Christmas party, my head and eyes feel too heavy to do anything other than copy-paste the following:

The truth about advertising

1. We work weird (night) shifts...
Like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
Like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Like a prostitute.

5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
Like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed...
Like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulty explaining it...
Like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this".
Like a prostitute.