Happy 50th birthday, Michelle!

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Look, I know I didn't go and watch I Could Never Be Your Woman at the cinema, but that doesn't mean that I can't do the right thing as a pfan and wish my favourite leading lady a very happy birthday.

Can you believe this woman is 50 today?

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