Girlz 'N' Games #54: Come play my lord!
After 3-6 months of exposure to the banner ads for free online game, Evony, I could no longer resist drawing an Evony-themed Girlz 'N' Games comic.
So what's the issue, you say? Well, Evony is worth a bit of commentary because of its online advertising... it's highly misleading advertising.
You see, Evony is a strategic civilisation sim in the mold of Civilization and Age of Empires. You start with a medieval town, and assorted basic resources, and over time try to develop your settlement into a mighty economic and military power, while all the while defending against attacks from other players. It all sounds simple, straightforward and pretty damn derivative if you've ever played a similar turn-based or real-time strategy game before.
Recognising the dullness of the concept, Evony's advertisers adopted a marketing approach that, while not exactly dull, is as about as unoriginal as you can get. Blindly accepting the adage that "Sex Sells," Evony's advertisers decided to add a little sauciness to the marketing mix.
Over time Evony's online advertising has become increasingly sexually explicit, and irrelevant to the game - as this blog entry makes resoundingly, and amusingly, clear. Underwear, titties and pseudo-porn! Come on, guys, don't tell me that's all that's needed to sell you something?
You could argue that Evony's advertising campaign has garnered a lot of attention for the game, as well as click-throughs to the site. But surely generating all this excitement is a waste of time when the potential player gets to the site and realises they've been duped? Arousal turns to annoyance, and a hefty chunk of bad feeling develops towards the game, which in turn translates into mockery and much non-playing. So congratulations Evony on your Epic Fail!
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Comments
Worse, apparently, since it runs in your browser, the Chinese goons have it set up to start digging through your hard drive once it's up and running. Nice, huh?
I played it for a while, because I like turn-based strategy games. Than I started reading about it and then I got hammered by a couple of stupid in-game rules that allow someone 100 x stronger than you to magically poof their village next to yours and start taking everything.
There's another game that they've made called Napoleonic Wars or something (I got invited to the Beta) that is the exact same thing. I don't think they bothered to change the pictures much or anything. So, to that end, expect to see similar advertising campaigns for that any day now.
And, for a laugh, look up the people who tried to win the "Queen of Evony" award.
Really, forgetting the cheesy ads, the whole situation sounds really crappy and exploitative. I'll be sticking to WOW thanks, which at least us run with utmost professionalism by Blizzard.
And, oh my goodness, yes, that Evony Queen stuff is hilarious ;)