Movies releasing in SA today: Setting 3D Piranhas on Life as We Know It

Well it's another pretty dud week at the movies - although things will improve dramatically from next week with a bumper crop of acclaimed new movies releasing. Anyway, your choices today are pretty much as follows:

For romantic comedy lovers there's Life As We Know It, starring Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel as a neatness freak (her) and slob (him) whose single shared love is their best friends' baby daughter - their goddaughter in fact. When their best friends are killed in a car accident, this odd couple have to work together to raise the child... and maybe find love in the process, despite their differences. Blah, blah, blah.

I can't say that Life As We Know It appeals to me at all. It sounds so damn generic, saccharine and predictable on every single level. Unsurprisingly, the film is 30% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, where critics have praised Heigel and Duhamel as a charming on-screen couple who are otherwise mired in paint-by-numbers mediocrity.


That then leaves Piranha 3D as my new release pick of the week. I've blogged before about this deliberately B-grade horror flick (and blatant Jaws rip-off) that sees a vicious prehistoric species of piranha terrorising Lake Victoria, Arizona - the caldera of an ancient volcano - during Spring Break, when thousands of drunk, horny college students head to the water. It's up to Sheriff Julie Forester (Elisabeth Shue) and a disparate group of strangers (played by a surprisingly good cast that includes Ving Rhames, Jerry O'Connell, and Christopher Lloyd) to save the teens, and overcome disbelief from the profit-hungry authorities.

Of course, the big drawcard here is that the schlock carnage is depicted in 3D - and for the record, Piranha 3D was specifically shot in the format. It is not a conversion! So expect lots of fanged fish leaping at the camera and bouncing bare titties in multiple dimensions. Given how much cheesy fun Resident Evil: Afterlife was, I'm totally up for this one. Piranha 3D is a very solid 75% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. As expected, the movie has been described as a completely gratuitous, gleefully gory popcorn flick. You'll have to be in the undemanding mood for it, but Piranha 3D looks like a total blast.

Comments

Unknown said…
Piranha has a scene where 2 hot butt naked girls swim underwater in slow motion for about 5 mins. In 3D. I gotta feeling that that's going to be winner of a scene with a large part of the audience.
Gops said…
I can assure you that even in 2D Piranha is hilarious fun and really should be one of the movies of the year.

Want MOAR!
Amod Munga said…
Pirhana is just tons of mindless fun. Put it on your "Friday Night And I Got 90 Mins To Kill" list.
Pfangirl said…
Ooooh, high recommendations from online folk with good taste in these parts. I think I better catch this one soon:)

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