Movies today, SA!

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Six new movies open in South Africa today. None, however, are District 9 (we still have another week to wait for SA's most internationally successful film), and I can honestly say that there is very little in this week's offering that appeals to me. The 2 biggies for the week are:

Year One - In this comedy Jack Black and Michael Cera go the Monty Python's Life of Brian route and play a couple of useless, wisecracking hunters who adventure through the ancient Middle East, meeting assorted biblical figures. I commented on the trailer a while back, and I honestly wasn't very impressed then. Year One seems like the same old shtick from everyone involved. Apparently the critics agree. Year One is just 16% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Ow!


Orphan - This horror-mystery centres on a grieving couple who adopt an oddball little girl with some very dark secrets. It looks like a B-grade effort and doesn't star anyone recognisable apart from Peter Sarsgaard, but I was very impressed by the trailer and definitely intrigued by the ominous statement slapped all over the posters: "There's something wrong with Esther." Orphan is 55% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, which actually isn't at all bad for a horror film, especially one with a tired "creepy little girl" concept.


In terms of other films released this weekend, dramas dominate:

My Secret Sky - A South African drama about an orphaned brother and sister who journey from their rural village to the city to enter their beloved mother's craft work in a competition. Gangs of streetkids, pimps and soul-destroying poverty stand in their way.

Not Easily Broken - A marriage-focused drama starring Morris Chestnut and Taraji P. Henson. Based on the book by pastor-author Bishop T. D. Jakes, the film centres on a couple who have to decide if they'll give their failing relationship one last chance. 35% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

Faith Happens - Another uplifting drama with a Christian world view, Faith Happens focuses on a group of very different people united by the church they attend. Worn down by various problems and personal tragedies this close-knit community struggles to maintain their faith.

Spirit of the Marathon - A feature length documentary that focuses on 5 international athletes as they prepare for the famous Chicago Marathon, a grueling 42km event that demands discipline, determination and passion for the sport. 88% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

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